Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have tasted many bathrooms
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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