I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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