Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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