i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
