You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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