There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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