No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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