They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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