Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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