Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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