i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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