jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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