well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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