This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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