As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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