I'm really into asian looking animals
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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