Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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