Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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