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apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.

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But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.

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(289): View more from Ontario

So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already

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(206): View more from Washington

And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(425): View more from Washington

The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!

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I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just got my second shot

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Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days

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