Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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