school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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