i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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