Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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