it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
