lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
