I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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