Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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