I am in a vortex of obligation.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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