...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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