At least make sure they are 18
Why
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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