I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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