You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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