my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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