There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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