dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wish i was in the wii world.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
