i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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