Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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