It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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