thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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