this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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