who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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