I love black thongs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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