we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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