I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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