The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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