Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
