i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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