he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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