are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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