C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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