Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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