Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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