just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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