so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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