Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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