now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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